Graze Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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What's a buffalo's favorite activity?

Grazing.

What grazes in the Higgs Field?

The Higgs Bison!

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

University Jokes More University Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

420 Jokes More 420 Jokes

What number is higher than infinity?

420

What's the highest number in the world?

420