Graze Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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What's a buffalo's favorite activity?

Grazing.

What grazes in the Higgs Field?

The Higgs Bison!

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What makes cheerleaders nervous?

Being late

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.