Graze Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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What's a buffalo's favorite activity?

Grazing.

What grazes in the Higgs Field?

The Higgs Bison!

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

University Jokes More University Jokes

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.