What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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How does a farmer count cows?

with a cow-calculator.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.