What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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Why is everyone talking about me?

They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.