How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What part of a football ground is never the same ?

The changing rooms !

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)