How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3