How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

Whores?

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair