How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair