How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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Whores?

Derivatives

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."