What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture