What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture