What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.