What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture