What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

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Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

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What did the sadist say to the masochist?

No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle.

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