What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What did the sadist say to the masochist?

No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What did the sadist say to the masochist?

No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle.