Because they're easier to spot
Where there is a fork in the road.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.
Cancer got Jobs
You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...
hit by a car.
Because everything isis
Closed for Winter".
King's Landing
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.