Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Winter Time Jokes More Winter Time Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

follow the Fresh Prints!

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot