Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common?

Both are outdated currency.

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

Winter Time Jokes More Winter Time Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

follow the Fresh Prints!