Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
Bye Son (Bison)
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
My career is in Jeopardy!"
Tigers have stripes.
Well..it's not hard
A lawsuit in a pantsuit.