They get chapped lips
Because they love digging up the past.
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
Its to far to walk.
He got lost in the maize.
to keep their foreskins from creeping up.
Me: Oh, you'd be there, too
Their balls would fall out.
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
So they don't get chapped lips.
A: They could get chapped lips!
Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.