Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Previous Random Joke Next

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Chap Jokes More Chap Jokes

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Chap Lip Jokes More Chap Lip Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.