They'll get chapped lips!
There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
A woman.
Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P
Winter is coming.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Pants.
A Freudian slip.
It's skirts versus shins.
They get chapped lips
So they don't get chapped lips.