Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion?

A bow T.I.E.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips