Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!