Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.