Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!