Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.