Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

What do you call a shorn sheep in a New Zealand bar?

A skimpy.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!