Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government?

Not Zealand.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.