What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.