What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.