Bedlam
Decalfeinated
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
Mountin' time
Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will