What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

What sound does a dead cow make?

BOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

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What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!