What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."

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What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.