What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction