Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Patti O'Furniture

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How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars. I'll see myself out.

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None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

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Doubloons.

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Angel food cake of course!

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Bedlam

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.