It was happy hour.
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Gold Scars. I'll see myself out.
None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
A nervous wreck.
A good start.
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Pop,goes the weasel.
Neingag.
To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*
Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
