How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.