How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "