What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.