What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Drip Jokes More Drip Jokes

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.