What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.