What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.