Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser