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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Logger-rhythms.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
Al-gore-ythms
Because he was cold and calculating.
Sprigonometry
Cold and calculating.
Denim denim denim.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
He only sold left wings.
Buy high sell higher.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
You add a dab of glue.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
A puff-adder
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
A huge mess.
