Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.