Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater