Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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What's the difference between a green lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder