Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

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What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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Because they can't even.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5