What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)