What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)