What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.