What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

Previous Random Joke Next

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar