What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

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How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.