What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE