What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.