What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry