What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...