How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.