How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.