How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry