What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.