What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

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What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis !"