What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis !"

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue