What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Previous Random Joke Next

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Mitosis Jokes More Mitosis Jokes

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis !"

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!