What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

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Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau