What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!