What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

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Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!