What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

What questioned started the Holocaust?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.