What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.