What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.