What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.