What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.