What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"