What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison"

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.