What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.