How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.