How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

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How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.