How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.