How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh