What screams "Allah Akbar" and then sma...

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Allah Akbar Jokes More Allah Akbar Jokes

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

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What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash