What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

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When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

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What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

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What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.