What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.