What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

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How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.