What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."