What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."