What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

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Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.