How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

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Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.