How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.