Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Sledge Hammer Jokes More Sledge Hammer Jokes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon