Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes : Who Who A black owl goes : Who dat who dat

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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

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What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

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Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon