Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

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Sea-sections

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

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Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon