Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.