How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections