How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

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Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!