How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.