What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.