What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months