What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

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Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.