What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.