What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months