What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.