What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!

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How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.