What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!