What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.