What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.