What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip