What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

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What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

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Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.