What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.