How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

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How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)