How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What do you call a muslim body builder?

A protein sheikh

What do you call a muslim holocaust?

Sand Sanitizer.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.