How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...