What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.