What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

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What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy