What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.