What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.