How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese?

Gorgon*zola

Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.