What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

Suicidal Jokes More Suicidal Jokes

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Nike Jokes More Nike Jokes

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......