What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

What is the difference between everyone and bullets?

I avoid everyone

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What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

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What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Nike Jokes More Nike Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.