Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day