Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"