Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you