Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )