Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

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Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.