Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

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What do you call a pro-gamer?

An ath1337

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.