Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

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What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense