Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.