Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

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What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

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Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.