Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

Giggle Jokes More Giggle Jokes

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Democracy Jokes More Democracy Jokes

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.