Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

Giggle Jokes More Giggle Jokes

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Democracy Jokes More Democracy Jokes

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy