Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.