Because no one wants to hold an erection.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Because they want the D.
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
Hold all and howdoor
A slow poke!
Because nobody wants to hold an erection.
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
Because then they'd have to hold erections.
