Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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Mourning wood!

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Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.