Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What's black and does not work?

Decaf Coffee

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.

Democracy Jokes More Democracy Jokes

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.