Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.