Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.