What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Democracy Jokes More Democracy Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.