What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

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Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nobody.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Democracy Jokes More Democracy Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.