What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.