Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

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What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.