Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight