Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.