Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."