What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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I don't want to taco bout it.

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

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Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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Their buns.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.