What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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What is the largest moth the world has ever seen?

A mammoth

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

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What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.