What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ?

Attila you no lies !