What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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Krillex.

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The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

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Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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A BAYYYYker

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You want a piece of me !

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A subwoofer.

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ?

Attila you no lies !