What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ?

Bun-nies make lovely pets !

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.