What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Who's the fastest cyclist in the world?

Chris Vroom

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ?

Bun-nies make lovely pets !

Attila Jokes More Attila Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.