What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.