What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.