Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

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Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.